I am deeply concerned about an obvious failure in this great nation’s Food and Drug Administration regulations. As a bachelor, it is clear the government has failed me. I found myself reading the expiration date on a bottle of salad dressing. “Best before AUG2008”? What the heck is that? What does “best” mean? And more importantly, where is the label that reads, “TOXIC AFTER: XX/XXXX”?
In case you were wondering, it didn’t taste very good.
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